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11.06.2025 11:23
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Satellite measures river flow waves for the first time - The Washington Post
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Miley Cyrus Reveals What Caused Her Estrangement from Dad Billy Ray for the First Time - instyle.com
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everything Apple Announced at WWDC 2025 - WIRED
Then came..
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
A 14-year-old created an app that detects heart disease almost instantly - Boy Genius Report
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Accidental discovery at New York planetarium unlocks secret into universe’s inner workings - PBS
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Treasury yields slide as ADP payrolls fall to lowest in more than two years - CNBC
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen marry in west coast ceremony - Buffalo Rumblings
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
No go.
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
The Fastest Speed That Humans Have Traveled Is 39,937.7 Kilometers Per Hour - IFLScience
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)